Roffer

Real offer. When you offer to help someone do something and will not resent them if they take you up on it.
ant. Foffer

I'm going to the store can I get you anything, Joel? This is a roffer.

by Lollipop2554 September 4, 2017

Ed the roofer

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

by spankio May 15, 2009

Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

by boofaholic March 15, 2015

Roffel

An attempt to pronounce the acronym ROFL as a word.

roffel, that was 2 funny 4 me!

by KYX! February 6, 2003

riffer

The opposite of shredder
a riffer is simply a one hell of a rhythm guitar player

Jack owen is a goddamn riffer

by Corpsegrinder205 November 16, 2007

Cheeky Reffers

A Chris Griffin, cap wearing creature who chongs bud.

Cherub Daniel - "What you doing today, Cheeky?"

Cheeky Reffers - "Chonging mate."

by Cherubz October 22, 2009

Roofer

Someone who uses roofies to get someone else to sleep with them. GDI's and haters of greek life like to accuse fraternities of having such people in their houses- as a way of undermining the popularity of the fraternity on campus

Person 1: That fraternity is sketch, They have been known to roofy freshmen girls.

Person 2: Seriously!? who are the roofers in the fraternity?

Person 1: Like all of them

by Derrick Bonnerman October 14, 2009