Roffer
Real offer. When you offer to help someone do something and will not resent them if they take you up on it.
ant. Foffer
ant. Foffer
Roffer by Lollipop2554 September 4, 2017
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Ed the roofer
Ed the roofer by spankio May 15, 2009
Roofer's Nut
When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.
Roofer's Nut by boofaholic March 15, 2015
riffer
riffer by Corpsegrinder205 November 16, 2007
Cheeky Reffers
Cheeky Reffers by Cherubz October 22, 2009
Roofer
Someone who uses roofies to get someone else to sleep with them. GDI's and haters of greek life like to accuse fraternities of having such people in their houses- as a way of undermining the popularity of the fraternity on campus
Person 1: That fraternity is sketch, They have been known to roofy freshmen girls.
Person 2: Seriously!? who are the roofers in the fraternity?
Person 1: Like all of them
Person 2: Seriously!? who are the roofers in the fraternity?
Person 1: Like all of them
Roofer by Derrick Bonnerman October 14, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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