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To PWN and/or rape a novie.
wow dude you just got roffed.

dude i just roffed some noob.

yeah bitch you got roffed!
roffed by pooplip March 21, 2008
Related Words
roffed • Riffed • Roffe • Roffel • roofed • roffey • reffed • Reffed Up • Riffed up • rofled
An attempt to pronounce the acronym ROFL as a word.
roffel, that was 2 funny 4 me!
Roffel by KYX! February 6, 2003

Riffed up 

The most intense level of fucked up that a person can get; when a person is so savage that he/she goes beast mode on everything in sight.
-Did you see Josh last night? He punched the wall and was threatening everyone.

-Yeah, man. He was pretty riffed up.
Riffed up by bigdaddyfrat6969 May 31, 2011
50/50 mixture of redbull and black coffee. Discovered in early 21st century by a mad scientist.
Hey Lucy, I can barely keep my eyes open and I need to finish this nuclear fission equation before I crash...

No problem boo boo, I just brewed some roffee so I could pester anyone that will let me without napping
Roffee by DJ Theory September 25, 2009

Norwegian reffed 

v. Cheated during a sporting contest or other endeavor.

.............................
How did your presentation go?

Great! But they gave the contract to the higher bidder.

Sounds like you got Norwegian reffed.
Norwegian reffed by gnostic1 August 7, 2012

Roffel Broffel

Invented by Charlexx & Bexlexx in 2006. This saying basically means to 'ROFL' (roll on the floor laughing) like a ho in a brothel. The spelling is different to add extra humour. Originally created to mock another friend of ours who we cannot name. We are said to 'roffel in the broffel'
This is copyright of Charlexx (GC FAN) and Bexlexx (UK LAMB GIRL)
Bexlexx: OMG, WTF. HE HAS WEIRD EYEBROWS
Charlexx: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Bexlexx: haha,newb. Roffel Broffel
Charlexx: ROFFEL IN THE BROFFEL
Bexlexx: *rolls on the floor like a dirty prostitute*
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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