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riff raffer

riff raffer by Kevin June 24, 2003

The Raftery 

Putting penis in between a girls breast and titty fucking her.
Yo man, i heard you and that girl did "the raftery" last night
The Raftery by friendlyneighborrr October 14, 2011

weak under the rafters 

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.

packed to the rafters

A TV show in Australia on Network Seven about the average, laid back, Aussie family but this aint Home and Away or Neighbours.
Real stuff happens to them, unlike lots of soap operas around these days.
Main Characters:
Parents: Julie and Dave Rafter
Children: Ben, Nathan and Rachel
Other: Melissa (engaged to Ben)

Sammy (married to Nathan)

Jake (currently seeing Rachel)

Carbo - lives next door with Ben and Melissa, token aussie/greek guy
Person A: let's watch Packed to the Rafters!

stacked to the rafters 

adj., intensive form of stacked. Descriptive of human physique: Well built, muscled and athletic in the case of males, extremely attractive and shapely in the case of females.
She's got tits like funfair balloons, a waist that can hide behind a flagpole and an ass that could turn the washington monument to sand - she's stacked to the rafters man.
stacked to the rafters by idunnit October 28, 2004

rafters ninja 

Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja
Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja
rafters ninja by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008