A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.
1. Yesterday I was going through your mom's purse Tom and I found this huge fishpaste covered Robocock!
2. I had sex with Jane last night. I don't know what it was but my dick was quite the robocock! The poor little warrior just kept soldiering on all night long and he refused to quit.
3. Robocop finally caught the evil crook and finished him off with his most deadly of weapons, the robocock.
this is when you fall for a woman after giving her the manroot. she gets a good grip and wont let you go, and you dont want to because youve been pussywhipped. If you get stuck in a rootlock for too long it can lead to rootrot.
My buddy kurt fell hard for this crazy cat and she put him in a rootlock, if my boy doesnt get out soon he'll get rootrot. its a damn shame.
After multiple rejections everybody starts to look like a twink in a wig even real females. You have established the fact that it's finally time to give up on women. A week goes by and having zero luck on gay dating sites you decide to close all the curtains, shut off all the lights, and spend the entire weekend fantasizing and masturbating to your favorite movie and secret crush Robocop.
After that long weekend of robococcking I was a little sore, but mentally i'm feeling much better.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*