Robotcock

Penis that has a haemorrhage.

Joe has been diagnosed with Robotcock.

by Rocket Station July 4, 2020

rotcock

A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.

Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !

by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014

Robocock

Robocock (adj) or (n).

1. Robocock (n) - A vibrator or dildo.

2. Robocock (adj) - Can be used to describe one's sturdy manhood.

3. Robocop's Penis

1. Yesterday I was going through your mom's purse Tom and I found this huge fishpaste covered Robocock!

2. I had sex with Jane last night. I don't know what it was but my dick was quite the robocock! The poor little warrior just kept soldiering on all night long and he refused to quit.

3. Robocop finally caught the evil crook and finished him off with his most deadly of weapons, the robocock.

by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006

Robotpocalypse

A post-apocalyptic world brough on by the proliferation of intelligent and deadly robots. A future that is inevitable based on many film examples.

Jim: "Man, the japanese have some pretty intelligent machines."
Joe: "Another step towards the robotpocalypse."

by typx October 28, 2010

rootlock

this is when you fall for a woman after giving her the manroot. she gets a good grip and wont let you go, and you dont want to because youve been pussywhipped. If you get stuck in a rootlock for too long it can lead to rootrot.

My buddy kurt fell hard for this crazy cat and she put him in a rootlock, if my boy doesnt get out soon he'll get rootrot. its a damn shame.

by chad "chuckle stick" homegrown October 3, 2008

Robocock

Another word for a vape

Mr Skalsky took away my robocock yesterday

by Protect13 March 1, 2018

robococcking

After multiple rejections everybody starts to look like a twink in a wig even real females. You have established the fact that it's finally time to give up on women. A week goes by and having zero luck on gay dating sites you decide to close all the curtains, shut off all the lights, and spend the entire weekend fantasizing and masturbating to your favorite movie and secret crush Robocop.

After that long weekend of robococcking I was a little sore, but mentally i'm feeling much better.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018