robcock 

A penis that is not-so thick but very long and lanky, and generally able to snake around corners.

Marie: "So did you and Robbie get it on last night?"

Tabatha: "Yes we did. And with a robcock like that, he won't even have to leave his house next time, I'll just order in."

robcock by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

rotcock 

A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.

Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !

rotcock by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014

roblocks 

you dumbass you can’t even spell roblox

that nerd over there spelled roblox like roblocks. what a rube

roblocks by goblins June 10, 2020

rococks

Roblox cocks.

Hey let's go to that game full of rococks.

rococks by Crimson Bladex November 20, 2016

Robocock 

Robocock (adj) or (n).

1. Robocock (n) - A vibrator or dildo.

2. Robocock (adj) - Can be used to describe one's sturdy manhood.

3. Robocop's Penis

1. Yesterday I was going through your mom's purse Tom and I found this huge fishpaste covered Robocock!

2. I had sex with Jane last night. I don't know what it was but my dick was quite the robocock! The poor little warrior just kept soldiering on all night long and he refused to quit.

3. Robocop finally caught the evil crook and finished him off with his most deadly of weapons, the robocock.

Robocock by Connor McCarthy October 18, 2006

ribcockoplasty

The process of having ribs removed and then getting one put in your cock, enabling solo pleasure like never before.

(from a conversation with Prince and the surgeon)
patient: 'surgeon, can i have a ribcockoplasty?'
surgeon: 'i'm not sure thats in the plastic surgery book'
patient: 'i''ve got 200 grand. i'm a rich rock star'
surgeon: 'oh, hold on i seem to have found it...'
patient: 'nice one'

ribcockoplasty by street hawkins April 13, 2009

roblocks 

Misspelling of ROBLOX.

Robloxian kid: wanna play some roblocks?
Average kid: No, and btw its called roblox.

roblocks by boyo2 March 22, 2018