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A poorly executed piece of humor; A failed attempt at making one's peers enjoy your company.
"David pulled a Roacher whilst telling everyone about his trip to camp."; "Man, you just pulled a real Roacher"
Roacher by What October 15, 2004
Words you can keep
An ill-advised story told in a situation that almost guarantees a lawsuit.
"We all try to nail the deaf chicks." "I can't believe you said that, Roacher!"
Roacher by What October 15, 2004
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Roachard 

A photo of Richard Z Kruspe with a fan. In said Photo, the guitarist of Rammstein appears very strange. The fandom has referred to this photo as Roachard and have made remarks that he must be “sprayed with raid.”
“Hey did you see Roachard.”
“Yeah, spray him with raid.”
Roachard by Moe Hinkley June 24, 2021

Road Roaches 

Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.
Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.
Road Roaches by Intricate Observer November 8, 2020

Al Qaeda Roaches 

A trained squad of roaches with one goal: get into people and reproduce until they over power the human and blow up.
Damn them mf Al Qaeda Roaches are actually assitry

Ferrero Rocher 

a brand of hazelnut and chocolate truffles
I got a box of Ferrero Rocher's for valentine's day!
Ferrero Rocher by shelley November 24, 2003
the much less attractive member of a couple
Geoffrey Arend is the world's most famous reacher after marrying Christina Hendricks.
reacher by iamthelawrus May 26, 2011
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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