hazelnut

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.

When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!

by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

hazelnut

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.

"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"

by cafjosh August 10, 2007

hazelnut

A hazelnut is simply a Hater. Someone who hates on others and what they do.

Robz: I got some fire, hit me up.

Gabriel: Cron

Robz: Your a hazelnut

by slugster August 6, 2014

hazelnut

Slightly racist way of imitating Native Americans' phrase "ehs, you know it". Common in the Dakotas.

Jaden: "Did you see those trashy nates?!"
Brock: "Hazelnut."

by DannyK June 7, 2005

hazelnut

something very obvious.

1+1=2 is a hazelnut you bastard

by crunk m June 7, 2005

Hazelnut

A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.

Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.

by Mario Mikhailovich March 16, 2020

Hazelnut

Ejaculating on a senior citizen's face.

Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."

by WemerVshon December 14, 2008