Rispo

"Rispo", To "Rispo", or "Rispoing"
The act of Rispoing is to take a skate board and completely beat the shit out of some douchebag who had it coming.

Wow, this douchebag started beating up Antoni, so Joe came over and Rispod him!

Rispo by KraigKraft December 12, 2010

rimpod 

An individual engagued in the act of anilingus, the stimulation of the anus by the mouth. To be obsessed in the act of anilingus to the point of psychological and physiological regression.

After cleaning the bumpers on the Cybornetic Companion, the babbling, drooling rimpod spoke his first words, "Got a toothpick, perhaps a wire cutter?".

rimpod by Rono January 16, 2007

Slow Responsed 

To deliberately respond slowly to an instant message conversation online in an attempt to frustrate, annoy, or make the co-respondent jealous by appearing to be juggling many conversations at the same time or to project the impression of being too busy to reply in a timely manner. This is typically achieved by putting one's phone down and performing other tasks knowing full well the other party to the conversation is hanging on waiting for an immediate reply, and that aforementioned person is edging towards homicidal thoughts towards the instigator.

"I was having a WhatsApp conversation with Mary last night and she slow responsed me throughout the conversation"
"Oh man - that's unforgivable. Ditch the bitch"

Slow Responsed by badzilla September 17, 2014

new response just dropped

An epic response for whenever someone makes a new and original response

person 1: Google en passant
person 2: Holy hell!
person 3: New response just dropped.

new response just dropped by Just Another Human Person May 25, 2023

riporoni 

Riporoni: A stage of ones existence where they encounter a deathly experience substantially worse then the usual Rip.

Dude I just broke my collarbone, riporoni...

riporoni by Riporoni123 December 7, 2016

Selective Text Responding 

When one of the participants in a texting conversation intentionally ignores certain questions or texts because of their lack of desire to answer the question or get involved in a conversation.

"Stop selective text responding and answer my question -- do you want to go with me to my friend Marisa's surprise mini golf birthday party?"

Selective Text Responding by tomalexander19 August 25, 2013

Flo Ripoff

The disparaging nickname of Florida native and pop rap artist Flo Rida.

The nickname Flo Ripoff stems from Flo-Rida's ridiculous usage of samples of other songs in his own productions. Basically, Flo-Rida is known to rip off other artists and steal their choruses and hooks.

The most atrocious examples of Flo Ripoff are "Right Round" and "Sugar". "Right Round" samples the chorus from the Dead or Alive 1984 hit "You Spin Me Round" and "Sugar" the song's chorus is a blatant ripoff of Eiffel 65's "Blue (Da Ba Dee)".

Justin: Mmm!... Yeah!! You spin my head right round, right round!

Darnell: Hey man, what are you listening to?

Justin: It's Flo Rida's "Right Round" this stuff gets the shorties poppin at the club! Have you heard of Flo Rida? This dude goes hard!

Darnell: Yeah, more like Flo Ripoff...

Justin: Don't hate bro, Flo Rida's joints be bumpin!

Darnell: Yeah right, at the expense of jacking the hooks of other songs. Flo Ripoff is corny as hell.

Flo Ripoff by Define Me! May 26, 2009