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Short but feisty. An amazing friend, but a terrifying enemy.
"We'd better not hurt her, she has a Ritzi on her side."
Ritzi by trechu April 26, 2010
An immortal being that just forgets to die because he just doesn't have the time for that, if you ask him foranything he will get it to you before he dies but as that is infinity you might be waiting a long time for that free macbook
Hello immortal god named reitzig, that is being tracked by the redacted tracker 9000
reitzig by brownsugarpup July 22, 2019

Riitwick 

Smart, Intelligent, witty, blessed with a great sense of humour!!

He is the 8th Wonder of the World!!
Amazing people are named Riitwick!!
Riitwick by Psycho ;) June 29, 2017
Also known as ritzzed, ritz, and getting ritz crackered. Basically ritzing can be compared to being a complete DICK. Many times in situations where one may suspect ritzing is occuring the victim may state the interoggative statement of "Are you ritzing me dude?" If the answer is yes then you know you are fucked unless of course you are getting ritz crackered with cheese. Cheese is the ritz factor of the equation which therefore makes it acceptable. In other words simply put, Ritzing=joking/getting screwed over, Ritz with cheese=Good thing/fucking delicious, and finally Getting Ritz Crackered=Being joked upon/or in other terms getting niggered. However do not confuse this with getting spinchtered which is something you do not ever want to experience, trust me.
"dude, are you ritz crackering me with this assumption of only 16 days untill christmas???"

"no dude not at all, but i am NIGGERING you with my realization of christmas is gonna be sweet fucking shit!"

"HO HO! this has CANNOT be the world, unless of course you are ritzing me!?"
Ritzing by Swart Neuker December 9, 2009
(v.) - Making appearances at your alma mater far too frequently, well past your graduation date. These appearances are usually inappropriate and unwelcome.
I was trying to party at TI last night but the sight of Benny Reitzing for the third time this month made me sick.
Reitzing by MidDay December 9, 2008
Ritzing - Verb
Ritzing is an act of showing lots of friendship to a certain individual.
(I did this for a discord server, so you probably don't get the context.)
Dude are you ritzing for K Overlord?
Ritzing by Chicken Comrade :) September 29, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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