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Short but feisty. An amazing friend, but a terrifying enemy.
"We'd better not hurt her, she has a Ritzi on her side."
Ritzi by trechu April 26, 2010
An immortal being that just forgets to die because he just doesn't have the time for that, if you ask him foranything he will get it to you before he dies but as that is infinity you might be waiting a long time for that free macbook
Hello immortal god named reitzig, that is being tracked by the redacted tracker 9000
reitzig by brownsugarpup July 22, 2019

Riitwick 

Smart, Intelligent, witty, blessed with a great sense of humour!!

He is the 8th Wonder of the World!!
Amazing people are named Riitwick!!
Riitwick by Psycho ;) June 29, 2017
Also known as ritzzed, ritz, and getting ritz crackered. Basically ritzing can be compared to being a complete DICK. Many times in situations where one may suspect ritzing is occuring the victim may state the interoggative statement of "Are you ritzing me dude?" If the answer is yes then you know you are fucked unless of course you are getting ritz crackered with cheese. Cheese is the ritz factor of the equation which therefore makes it acceptable. In other words simply put, Ritzing=joking/getting screwed over, Ritz with cheese=Good thing/fucking delicious, and finally Getting Ritz Crackered=Being joked upon/or in other terms getting niggered. However do not confuse this with getting spinchtered which is something you do not ever want to experience, trust me.
"dude, are you ritz crackering me with this assumption of only 16 days untill christmas???"

"no dude not at all, but i am NIGGERING you with my realization of christmas is gonna be sweet fucking shit!"

"HO HO! this has CANNOT be the world, unless of course you are ritzing me!?"
Ritzing by Swart Neuker December 9, 2009
(v.) - Making appearances at your alma mater far too frequently, well past your graduation date. These appearances are usually inappropriate and unwelcome.
I was trying to party at TI last night but the sight of Benny Reitzing for the third time this month made me sick.
Reitzing by MidDay December 9, 2008
Ritzing - Verb
Ritzing is an act of showing lots of friendship to a certain individual.
(I did this for a discord server, so you probably don't get the context.)
Dude are you ritzing for K Overlord?
Ritzing by Chicken Comrade :) September 29, 2020
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