A contraction of the words ridiculous and predictable.
To be used in government or large corporate environments. Meant to signify any process, procedure or policy that is ridiculous but highly predictable in its outcome.
' That Joe, the least qualified manager was promoted is the outcome of a ridictable company policy.'
' That governmentalways leans towards higher taxes is ridictable.'
When someone tries to explain away an outlandish action or statement in exactly the dishonest way everyonethought they would.
"I heard we are all giving away everything for nothing" " Nah, idk if you know, we are contributing towards ALL of us being better!" " mmmmk, redictable."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!