ride me

A sexual position where the lower person (usually a guy) lays on its back and is erect and the person on top has inserted the erect member in her or himself inside themselves and "rides" the lower person. If the insertee is familiar with cowboy culture they can yell out "ride em cowboy!" sometimes wearing a cowboy hat to enhance the rodeo effect. The lower person is usually a male, but lesbian sex is known to have something similar. A woman could conceivably be the lower member if she were to wear a strap-on and hold it in place.

Gee Dale! Ride me cowgirl! I am Roy Rogers, remember?!"

ride me by ArnoldZiffel November 20, 2013

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ride me like a rodeo

(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)

a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man

b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm

yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)

ride me like a rodeo by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2016

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Mount me and ride me like a horse

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)

He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

Mount me and ride me like a horse by Hot Meemaw May 17, 2020

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You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

You must be this tall to ride (me) by QuacksO October 19, 2023