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The act of havign sex with every member in your family, within a 24 hour timeframe. Is punishable by face transplant. However, if it is proven that all were not within the 24 hours, it is not constituted as Ribery. Lord Geo III was famously hung for Ribery, until it transpired that he actually had sex with his father AFTER 24 hours had passed, since he had sex with his brother.
Alan: Dude you're addicted to Ribery

Vinny: I know, don't tell anyone plz
ribery by Alan Small July 11, 2006
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The act of having sex with every member of one family within a period of twenty-four hours.
Kerv: I had sex with the mother, the father, the son, the daughter, the dog...
Microwave-Face: That's enough Kerv, i swear you are fucking addicted to ribery!
Ribery by The Strokes Man July 10, 2006
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Ribery ribeye ricery riber riberar Riberian Riberouz RiBer Plate ribey rivery

RiBer Plate 

RiBer Plate is the sarcastic way that many soccer fans of Argentina write River Plate´s name, shortly after this team lost its place in the A-league in June 2011. Now, River Plate will be playing in the B-league for the first time in its 110 years.
"RiBer Plate will play the new derby against Boca Unidos de Corrientes (instead of its classic rival, Boca Juniors)".
RiBer Plate by Pirata cordobes July 26, 2011
By far the best most delicious cut of steak to eat.
I ate a Ribeye steak with fries last night
Ribeye by tatomuck1 March 2, 2009
Adj. to describe someone as stubborn as the water in rivers flowing down. They just want to do things their own way.

Probably manipulative and will drag you down with them. They cannot take no for an answer, and will make everything about them.
Damn.. Charles is being rivery, I might drop him”

“My child's friend is very rivery, they’re making my children uncomfortable”

“Why can’t Sherry just accept my answer, she’s being rivery.”
rivery by Asstastic1390 February 8, 2022
A bad motherfucker. The biggest trick daddy of them all. A dude always surrounded by the highest class trim. A hoss.
My friend Patrick is a real ol' ribeye; that dude knows how to party and score chicks with the best of the playas. That ribeye beat the shit out of a dude for just looking at this trim.
ribeye by Chuckwagon August 18, 2007
Stale or foul-smelling, like a ripe dog.
Lucky hadn't had a bath In months, and her head smelled ribey.
ribey by Wit'sEnd November 21, 2013