Ribbitard

Derived from Rippatard, a Ribbitard is a low IQ individual Frog person who cannot lift and has no self awareness. Ribbitards spend all their money on Only Fans girls and bus fare, leaving nothing for dental hygiene.

"Omg Tony has gone full Ribbitard!" said Kenzo

by commi3 mark April 3, 2026

rabbittard

A person who is entirely preoccupied with rabbits and their behavior.

My rabbittard sister recently said, “I’ve been noticing that our parents are primarily crepuscular and we all have quite a salad habit so I’m starting to seriously wonder about our genetic background.”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

Rabbitarian

A person who only eats rabbit. Ex. "Chicken? No, thanks-- I'm Rabbitarian!"

Chicken? No, thanks-- I'm Rabbitarian!

by John E. Sunshine May 19, 2018

riitard

riitard

rii•tard (ree-tahrd)
-noun

* A hybrid acronym-compound consisting of “R.I.I.” and “tard“
1. Random Internet Individual
2. tard

* A general classification of unknown internet users
1. anonymous users of the world wide web
2. internet persons of unknown origin or purpose

"Who is that spamming your Myspace Inbox?"
"Oh just some riitard"

csplayer783: how did u die??
quakejunkie14: ran into sum camping riitard

by gatsome October 12, 2008

Ribbitry

Typical actions and reactions from thin-skinned, French Montreal Canadiens fans that are laughed at and frowned upon by the rest of the hockey world and society in general.

Dude, I can't believe these idiot fans actually called the cops on Zdeno Chara for laying a hit on Max Pacioretty during the game ... Typical ribbitry.

by Hair Pie May 4, 2011

Ribtard

A woman. Made from the rib of man by God in the Book of Genesis. Following her base instincts, falling to temptation and satanic trickery. Dooming man to eternal torment through her cunty ways.

Pete: “geez the wife keeps busting my fucking balls”
Paul: “typical Ribtard, what do you expect?”

by j.ed.smith October 12, 2021

Ribbitry

Acting like a frog, or a person of French descent. Typical whiney and spineless behavior exhibited by Montreal Canadiens hockey fans.

Dude, I can't believe those idiots actually called the cops to report an interference penalty during the game the other night ... Typical ribbitry.

by Hair Pie May 10, 2011