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Derived from Rippatard, a Ribbitard is a low IQ individual Frog person who cannot lift and has no self awareness. Ribbitards spend all their money on Only Fans girls and bus fare, leaving nothing for dental hygiene.
"Omg Tony has gone full Ribbitard!" said Kenzo
Ribbitard by commi3 mark April 3, 2026
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rabbittard 

A person who is entirely preoccupied with rabbits and their behavior.
My rabbittard sister recently said, “I’ve been noticing that our parents are primarily crepuscular and we all have quite a salad habit so I’m starting to seriously wonder about our genetic background.”
rabbittard by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

Rabbitarian

A person who only eats rabbit. Ex. "Chicken? No, thanks-- I'm Rabbitarian!"
Chicken? No, thanks-- I'm Rabbitarian!
riitard

rii•tard (ree-tahrd)
-noun

* A hybrid acronym-compound consisting of “R.I.I.” and “tard“
1. Random Internet Individual
2. tard

* A general classification of unknown internet users
1. anonymous users of the world wide web
2. internet persons of unknown origin or purpose
"Who is that spamming your Myspace Inbox?"
"Oh just some riitard"

csplayer783: how did u die??
quakejunkie14: ran into sum camping riitard
riitard by gatsome October 12, 2008

Ribbitry 

Typical actions and reactions from thin-skinned, French Montreal Canadiens fans that are laughed at and frowned upon by the rest of the hockey world and society in general.
Dude, I can't believe these idiot fans actually called the cops on Zdeno Chara for laying a hit on Max Pacioretty during the game ... Typical ribbitry.
Ribbitry by Hair Pie May 4, 2011
A woman. Made from the rib of man by God in the Book of Genesis. Following her base instincts, falling to temptation and satanic trickery. Dooming man to eternal torment through her cunty ways.
Pete: “geez the wife keeps busting my fucking balls”
Paul: “typical Ribtard, what do you expect?”
Ribtard by j.ed.smith October 12, 2021

Ribbitry 

Acting like a frog, or a person of French descent. Typical whiney and spineless behavior exhibited by Montreal Canadiens hockey fans.
Dude, I can't believe those idiots actually called the cops to report an interference penalty during the game the other night ... Typical ribbitry.
Ribbitry by Hair Pie May 10, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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