riitard 

riitard

rii•tard (ree-tahrd)
-noun

* A hybrid acronym-compound consisting of “R.I.I.” and “tard“
1. Random Internet Individual
2. tard

* A general classification of unknown internet users
1. anonymous users of the world wide web
2. internet persons of unknown origin or purpose

"Who is that spamming your Myspace Inbox?"
"Oh just some riitard"

csplayer783: how did u die??
quakejunkie14: ran into sum camping riitard

riitard by gatsome October 12, 2008

Rhitard 

An intellectually challenged individual whose given name is Rhiannon, Rhianna, or any other variation of names beginning with Rhi

Looks she's a pretty girl but I'm just not sure about her, she's a bit of a Rhitard

Rhitard by TheFurmayn July 18, 2016

Reitard

An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.

''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?

Reitard by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019

Rigtards 

A group of oil rig workers who work togeather. Usually seen at dance clubs and malls on their time off spending their money carelessly.

Hey Josh, did you see that group of rigtards at the bar last night, what a bunch of homos.

Rigtards by Benny Boots March 17, 2006

Rigtard 

A person who tries to convince others that online poker is rigged without providing any evidence.

If you rigtards keep coming up with the same rubbish and offering no credible evidence then of course you are going to get mocked.

Rigtard by jukofyork March 10, 2009

ritardando 

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

ritardando by nerm November 19, 2003

riptarded 

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

riptarded by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005