Ribtard

A woman. Made from the rib of man by God in the Book of Genesis. Following her base instincts, falling to temptation and satanic trickery. Dooming man to eternal torment through her cunty ways.

Pete: “geez the wife keeps busting my fucking balls”
Paul: “typical Ribtard, what do you expect?”

by j.ed.smith October 12, 2021

Rigtards

A group of oil rig workers who work togeather. Usually seen at dance clubs and malls on their time off spending their money carelessly.

Hey Josh, did you see that group of rigtards at the bar last night, what a bunch of homos.

by Benny Boots March 17, 2006

Rigtard

A person who tries to convince others that online poker is rigged without providing any evidence.

If you rigtards keep coming up with the same rubbish and offering no credible evidence then of course you are going to get mocked.

by jukofyork March 10, 2009

ritardando

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

by nerm November 19, 2003

riptarded

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

RIMtards

People who work for Research In Motion (RIM).

Are those RIMtards going to come out with a new phone anytime soon?

by Harvey-Lipshitz December 26, 2011

rihtards

- rihanna stans that defend her through everything .
- they call her the "Queen of Pop " when she's really the queen of walking around doing nothing.

-Chris brown's punching bag
- someone that claims the "wait is ova" when no one but the rihtards were waiting

- OMG !! RIHANNA IS THE NEW MJ

those rihtards are so dumb, stop being "rihtard"ed

by banginx3 November 2, 2009