Ribbens
Ribbens by xXxKlutchxxxx December 2, 2011
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Red Ribbons
The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.
Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.
Red Ribbons by Modifier September 2, 2013
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white ribbons
white ribbons by Mars'seile April 2, 2016
Pork Ribbons
She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
Pork Ribbons by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Joachim von Ribbentrop
Joachim von Ribbentrop by Dquenen August 14, 2008
ropey ribbons
A long awaited climax, almost to the point where it hurts. When it does happen, it appears as if ropey ribbons of jizz fly through the air.
ropey ribbons by WinksMcgee July 13, 2017
Ribbons
Ribbons by Sammy Nutt August 27, 2011
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