Ribbens

A person who is bad at a game or a BK. Games include FPS and RP like Skyrim.

Wow, another classic Ribbens on my team. Look at that Ribbens playing Skyrim.

by xXxKlutchxxxx December 2, 2011

Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.

Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.

by Modifier September 2, 2013

white ribbons

Cumming so powerfully that your semen flies through the air, looking like white ribbons.

My boyfriend kept flying white ribbons last night, it took hours to clean up!

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

Pork Ribbons

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Joachim von Ribbentrop

The German Foreign Minister during World War II. Unfairly executed after the war.

Joachim von Ribbentrop is teh coolness.

by Dquenen August 14, 2008

ropey ribbons

A long awaited climax, almost to the point where it hurts. When it does happen, it appears as if ropey ribbons of jizz fly through the air.

Painted her headboard with ropey ribbons this morning....

by WinksMcgee July 13, 2017

Ribbons

A slang term referring to semen or ejaculate.

"Damn man I would wreck that ass until I bust ribbons"

by Sammy Nutt August 27, 2011