Rhoton

That person in the back of class or the party that you know is gonna do something crazy, stupid, or both. Prefers booze over other substances and always makes you laugh with offensive jokes.

Rhoton did some crazy shit at the party and he wasn't he drunk! Spent the whole night cracking offensive jokes too!

by Blossom_Shinagains October 1, 2019

Rotonian

A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.

The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.

by JZJ April 23, 2006

Roton

Slang for a rotation student - a first year graduate student who rotates through a variety of labs before choosing the lab in which they will perform their thesis research. They are often abused, given scut work and mundane tasks that no one else wants to do. Combination of the words "rotation" and "moron". Similar to the compound word "touron".
There are also different kinds of rotons:
(1) The Fragile Roton ("I hope they like me - I will bring food one day or buy them coffee")
(2) The Overachiever ("Yes I will get a publication out of my rotation work.")
(3) The Bulldozer ("Move out of my way and I will show how science is done.")
(4) MuddFudd a.k.a MD/PhD ("Don't worry, I will always have medical school as my backup plan.")
(5) The Mute (...............sigh...........)
(6) The Kiss-ass ("Yes I agree you are so smart! What else can I do for you today?")
(7) Dr. Crick (His ego is so big and name drops like there is no tomorrow)
(8) Pigpen (leaves a dirt trail everywhere they go and you end up cleaning up after them)
(9) The Serial Killer (is super clean and organized and extremely accurate. Discovers things in your work you weren't aware existed. You worry he may kill you one day because you are so dirty and disorganized.)
(10) The Socialite (Always talking and shooting the shit. Entertaining but hard to motivate to do work.)
(11) The Mule (Works their tail off and you feel guilty for giving them more work. But you do it anyway.)

I have a roton working with me this term. He is a total kiss-ass so I am giving him the most boring experiments I can think of to keep him busy.

by nerak November 18, 2009

Rhotos

Rhotos is a brand of eyedrops that stings like a bitch when applied to the eye. The amount of pain varies user to user, but it is often excruciating to most users. It comes in different "strength" levels, such as cool, ice, artic, etc. They are frequently used by marijuana smokers who wants to clarify their red eyes after getting high.

Smoker 1: Dude, do you have any eyedrops?
Smoker 2: Yeah sure, I got some Rhotos.
Smoker 1: Dudeeee, it hurts like a mah fakka!
Smoker 2: Stop being a pussy and suck it up.

by U2Balls November 28, 2010

Rotondoed

A verb for someone who always says that they could do anything better than you.
A one upper.
A Billy Better way.

Pivetz cooked a delicious moushpeenie last night, but Tony Rotondoed him and insisted that his was 1000 times better.

by Capt. Moushpeenie May 13, 2018

Roton

Slang for a rotation student - a first year graduate student who rotates through a variety of labs before choosing the lab in which they will perform their thesis research. Often cocky with a large ego, and spends large amounts of time leaving their laptop at their desk while going out to lunch or on coffee breaks. Often corrects or insults more senior students, only to ruin their future possibility of joining the lab, or may be found kissing an enormous amount of ass in order to secure a spot in said lab.

"I can't wait until the roton leaves at the end of the semester; he barely made any progress on his research, since he spent so much time flirting with the lab tech."

"Our roton might join our lab at the end of the quarter, since our advisor needs some new cheap labor to finish up that project."

by StephieC September 28, 2009

roton middle school

Roton middle school is a great place to find who your real friends are, even though you will never find it, tha principle is a great human to look up to if you want to be a shallow guy who just cares about your test scores and not for your actual well being, the teachers are purposely placed there to drive kids crazy with homework and their annoying ass mouth, but I promise you no matter what you will always want to die as soon as you step into that school!

"Do you go to Roton Middle School?"

"If I EVER go to that trash ass school I'm going to die!"

by Bluebabes588 May 21, 2019