Rezire

Rezire is the goat and vlorich is his son, he is an amazing guy and taught vlorich how to whip up in a pyrex bowl

person 1: “you ever heard of dat man Rezire?”

person 2: “yeahhh the mf that taught vlorich how to trap”

by vlorich dad October 17, 2021

Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

by DANfan January 19, 2013

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

by JJJAL August 20, 2019

redirect

A problem on this website.

I try to search a word, and in the middle of loading, it redirects me to a scam website.

by Racist Asian March 9, 2018

sudbury retirement fund

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

Retire Bitch

what you say to someone well known who says or does something awful

Became popular thanks to a danny devito tweet that said “antonin scalia retire bitch”

“Al Franken has been accused of sexual assault”
“Al Franken Retire Bitch”

by HeIIYes December 6, 2017

retired-on-the-job

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013