rehirement 

Pronunciation: \ri-ˈhī(-ə)r-mənt\
Function: noun

1 a : an act of rehiring : the state of being rehired b : after unceremoniously having your position or occupation eliminated by a company that you have given the best years of your life’s work to and being unable to find meaningful work elsewhere in the succeeding year, said company one year later employs you albeit in a different division and at a lower wage scale thus leaving you wondering why you didn’t spend the past 6 months in Italy enjoying yourself instead of worrying about your ever dwindling severance package and pounding your head against the wall trying to find your next great career move.
2 : a job

After being out of work for exactly one year, on June 1 I begin my new job. In spite of this, I am looking forward to my rehirement.

rehirement by I love my job May 29, 2010

rehirement 

Forced to remain employed to make ends meet when one should be retired.

Due to difficult economic conditions, I must now enjoy my rehirement as a WalMart greeter.

rehirement by cuda75 March 13, 2009

Two Days Till Retirement 

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

Two Days Till Retirement by DANfan January 19, 2013

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

Retirement Funeral by JJJAL August 20, 2019

sudbury retirement fund 

a collection of returnable empty beer bottles.

"holy shit walt.. you must have 100 cases of empties in the garage.. why don't you return them?"

"no way... that's my sudbury retirement fund"

sudbury retirement fund by jimmy the douchebag June 19, 2009

stealth retirement 

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.

Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!

stealth retirement by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Retirement

A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.

(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred

Retirement by billzilla October 7, 2010