Retireded

The act of being incredibly stupid, bordering on retarded due to excessive tiredness.

Can be caused by refusing to sleep at lan events, drinking too much mountain dew/red bull/coke, or generally being worn down.

Separate from retarded as the condition is generally alleviated by rest, whereas retarded people are usually afflicted with it indefinitely.

(During a clan match at 3am)

"Damn, why did you shoot me in the head, you teamkilling prick?"

"Sorry man, I am acting retireded"

by Shadowsan February 29, 2008

retireded

An person of poor intellect or wit that is also retired.

My pal "Clunky" is gonna be 65 next week, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, so we don't know what he's gonna do after he leaves his job. He's gonna be so retireded!

by Yordys July 14, 2006

Retireded

A retired person doing things not of a sound mind.

Ever since he retired he's been doing this retireded artwork.

by DJ McBojangles September 21, 2016

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

by papaboy March 1, 2013

Two Days Till Retirement

An action movie cliche in which a character in an action film mentions wanting to do something peaceful after a mission/encounter only to die in the film.

Did that guy in the movie say he wants to marry his girlfriend after the war? Yep, he's got two days till retirement!

by DANfan January 19, 2013

Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 7, 2007