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When you achieve a mild bit of notoriety as a successful artist and then self sabotage yourself and self destruct and lose it all, and then spend the next decade living in various single moms basements complaining about your situation...and religion, football, 3rd grade political discourse, Mark Zuckerberg, and botched pizza deliveries...on social media.
I used to be in a mildly popular band and I Reyes'd myself and now I work in a poor man's Walmart.
Reyes'd by Hot Mustard December 6, 2023
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Winston Damion Reyes 

When you get mad for absolutely no reason or you are overall sensitive and have anger issues
damn bro, you acting like a whole Winston Damion Reyes right now, getting mad for no reason

Dirty Reyes

(Verb) When engaging in coitus, while the female is positioning herself in the doggy position, the male will then lick the tip of his fingers gently. After this, the males wet fingers will proceed to make contact with the Vaginal area of the female. He will then spread his wet fingers around her vagina, thus making the clitoris and vagina wet. The male will then hunch his back, grab his penis, and stick his penis in and out if her vagina rapidly continuing their coitus.
I couldn't tell wether her cum or my silva was oozing out of her vagina after administrating a Dirty Reyes.
Dirty Reyes by JLawIsBae May 27, 2014

David Reyes

The sexiest mf in the world, when seen you get weak in the knees, when smelled butterflies commence, when looked upon the heart grows several sizes
Reason:Have you seen David Reyes😍😍
David Reyes by Xensorii.pha October 24, 2022

De Los Reyes 

one of the coolest, sweetest, funnest people you'd know IF you had the courtesy of knowing them :D
hey are you going out with Jim?? You're so lucky he's such a De Los Reyes!
De Los Reyes by Mr.Khan October 6, 2010

Dirty Reyes

Man Bitch taking it in the ass by a Dirty Doug then begging for an Abe Lincoln.
I gave that bitch a Dirty Reyes last night!
Dirty Reyes by Doug Nielson April 26, 2009

dirty Reyes

In the vain of the dirty Sancez and the dirty Rodriguez; the dirty Reyes involves one party sticking their finger up the ass of another, and then sticking their stinky finger into the person's ear after licking it. Also known as a poo stank wet willie.
We were gettin' hot and suddenly she whipped out her finger with that two inch fake nail and proceeded to give me the first dirty Reyes of my life.
Inspired by that girl at work...you know the one...dumb broad
dirty Reyes by Scully1013 November 6, 2008