This is the slightly guilty sensation of KNOWINGLY pissing or shitting in your adult diaper (aka “brief”), especially when you don’t actually need to wear this type of thing. You’re just wearing Depends Briefs for convenience and laziness, not because you can’t control your bladder or bowels.
We all went to the casino for the bachelor party and no one wanted to leave their slot machines - thank god we’d all worn Depends Briefs. I hit the jackpot which I admit was pretty satisfying, but my actual favourite part of the night was the feeling I had when I got to piss in my adult diaper. Ahh - “Brief Relief”!
The based god of food reviews. Someone who wears suits everyday, browses shortwave radio stations and logs them, writes letters to said stations on a typewriter and still uses a 2006 windows vista PC.
Spencer: Hey did you see the new video from Reviewbrah?
Andrew: Nah man but i did see the newJoey review!
Spencer: *teleports behind you* umm THE FUCK?!
Andrew: I'm sorry senpai i finally see the error of my ways
Spencer: It's ok, Reviewbrah always forgives desu
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.