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Rediet is such a nice and funny girl, and is awesome. her hair is so frizzy and great. She loves to eat salad and lettuce. She also loves cereal. Most of the time, she eats cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Don't get on her badside cause she will eat you like she eats her salad. Rediet can be said as Ready Yet, or Ready ate. Rediet's glasses make her not blind, but if you steal them, she is completely blind.
Oh, shit, I forgot my salad!

Just go get some from Rediet!
Rediet by qwert003 November 4, 2018
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Rediet is a fine women who is attractive and very intelligent. This person is probably the only one that gets attention in every room they get into. This person lives a very luxurious life and is very giving , but don’t get on their bad side because they will ruin your life!
“ Hey bro who is that fine ass woman? She must be a rediet.”
Rediet by Syloucious November 22, 2021
Computa nerd- jk red this is ariane in case you haven't guessed yet. Actually you might never see this........
To the point:

A Rediet is a computer nerd, who likes salad
Did you see that rediet, he was making out with his salad...
Rediet by Ariane:-D April 9, 2010
A computer nerd that loves lettuce salad(consists entirely of lettuce) drenched in salad dressing.
"Hey bro, check that girl... she be taking out all them tomatoes out that salad that girls such a Rediet"
"Hmmm, I see a computer and lettuce....there must be a Rediet around"
Rediet by IndigoEverglade November 5, 2011
the awesomest person in the universe for sure! she might be a girl but her shlong is literally a third leg. she's obsessed with music and has great NOT TIKTOK MUSIC taste. if u know a rediet, ur lucky as hell because she's hot and sexy and HILARIOUSSSSS. rediet's are the goats ong
"Who's that inrecdibly sexy girl?"
"It's obviously a Rediet, no one can be that sexy and NOT be a rediet, you feel me?"
Rediet by grahgrahgrah February 16, 2025

money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.
Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!
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