Reubenist 

Someone who believes that sexual intercourse is not a necessity

After his breakup, john has become a reubenist.

Reubenist by nankhi January 29, 2014

rebelistic 

An awesome way to describe a rebel that never gets in trouble.

person1: How does she does she just ignore all authority and never get in trouble for it?
person2: I don't know she is just rebelistic like that!

rebelistic by smileyface222 January 9, 2013

reubening 

to get caught with your cell phone by a teacher and to convince them that it was in your pocket

dam that kid was reubening for like 5 minutes

reubening by Dammdatsstupid January 5, 2011

joey rubenstein

Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.

Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!

joey rubenstein by Jeremy March 21, 2005

Reubenitis 

Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.

Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.

Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.

Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.

He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.

Reubenitis by The Reuben December 31, 2018

paul reubens

the man who created and played pee wee herman.
also plays(ironically) Reuben the pig on the animted show chowder

well i guess paul reubens couldnt get away from being a pig

paul reubens by schnitzeltehrocmonstah August 16, 2010

Reubenesque

One who has eaten too many Reubens and shows it with their gut

That Chris Farley was one reubenesque guy

Reubenesque by ElVasco18 September 21, 2011