Reubenism

The act of being confidently, loudly, and unapologetically wrong in every possible social interaction. Characterized by ignoring “what about you?”, asking for gym photos within hours of meeting someone, oozing negative charm, saying “fartmaxxing” unironically, and blaming Instagram for one's own personality defects.

"He pulled a Reubenism on me last night — asked where I was from, ignored my hint, then asked for gym pics."

Reubenism by stellule April 4, 2026

reubening 

to get caught with your cell phone by a teacher and to convince them that it was in your pocket

dam that kid was reubening for like 5 minutes

reubening by Dammdatsstupid January 5, 2011

Reubenitis 

Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis.

Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs in the morning.

Symptoms: Incredible desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs in the morning.

Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.

He watched so much porn in the morn that he got Reubenitis! He tried treating it with eggs, but that only made it worse.

Reubenitis by The Reuben December 31, 2018

rebelism 

The act of disagreeing with all appropriate authorities and just doing whatever the hell you want.

The club house can't handle our rebelism.

rebelism by ACC rebels May 12, 2015

paul reubens

the man who created and played pee wee herman.
also plays(ironically) Reuben the pig on the animted show chowder

well i guess paul reubens couldnt get away from being a pig

paul reubens by schnitzeltehrocmonstah August 16, 2010

Reubenesque

One who has eaten too many Reubens and shows it with their gut

That Chris Farley was one reubenesque guy

Reubenesque by ElVasco18 September 21, 2011

reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.

She has a reubenesque face.

reubenesque by xzybit July 23, 2004