absolutely insufferable website full of insufferable people. 90% of the website is nsfw accounts, proshippers, and freaks. the 10% are god's most tired soldiers

"do you use retrospring?"
"yeah, that site's a hellscape."

retrospring by dollwatch February 10, 2024

Retrospring

A website filled to the brim with proshippers, zoophiles, lolicons, shotacons, you name it. They've got every freakazoid and weirdo under the sun.

A lot of controversies and drama stir on Retrospring, usually involving people who coming borderline crimes or are bigoted / racist in general. 99% of the website is weird people who are into some disgusting shit, 1% is just trying to live peacefully on there but sometimes get dragged by the ankles into whatever is the drama of the week. That's the drama they'll get into for this week - But wait until next week.

The horrific vile creatures that are the true tormentors of Retrospring users are the anonymous askers. Ranging from a simple ask or comment to the most outrageous and outlandish death threats or statements you can think of. The anons who are the most vile of them all are hate anons. Their vocabulary only consists of death threats or rape threats - Maybe even both. These anons are rumored to have severe brain damage due to the soft spot on their heads used as an ashtray while their grandmothers took care of them as their parents were out gambling in casinos.

"Did you just hear about that guy who got stirred up with Cinderelle?"

"Don't say the name of that server too loud, the members are always lurking on Retrospring."

Retrospring by dollwatch February 12, 2024

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026