retrospring
absolutely insufferable website full of insufferable people. 90% of the website is nsfw accounts, proshippers, and freaks. the 10% are god's most tired soldiers
retrospring by dollwatch February 10, 2024
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Retrospring
A website filled to the brim with proshippers, zoophiles, lolicons, shotacons, you name it. They've got every freakazoid and weirdo under the sun.
A lot of controversies and drama stir on Retrospring, usually involving people who coming borderline crimes or are bigoted / racist in general. 99% of the website is weird people who are into some disgusting shit, 1% is just trying to live peacefully on there but sometimes get dragged by the ankles into whatever is the drama of the week. That's the drama they'll get into for this week - But wait until next week.
The horrific vile creatures that are the true tormentors of Retrospring users are the anonymous askers. Ranging from a simple ask or comment to the most outrageous and outlandish death threats or statements you can think of. The anons who are the most vile of them all are hate anons. Their vocabulary only consists of death threats or rape threats - Maybe even both. These anons are rumored to have severe brain damage due to the soft spot on their heads used as an ashtray while their grandmothers took care of them as their parents were out gambling in casinos.
A lot of controversies and drama stir on Retrospring, usually involving people who coming borderline crimes or are bigoted / racist in general. 99% of the website is weird people who are into some disgusting shit, 1% is just trying to live peacefully on there but sometimes get dragged by the ankles into whatever is the drama of the week. That's the drama they'll get into for this week - But wait until next week.
The horrific vile creatures that are the true tormentors of Retrospring users are the anonymous askers. Ranging from a simple ask or comment to the most outrageous and outlandish death threats or statements you can think of. The anons who are the most vile of them all are hate anons. Their vocabulary only consists of death threats or rape threats - Maybe even both. These anons are rumored to have severe brain damage due to the soft spot on their heads used as an ashtray while their grandmothers took care of them as their parents were out gambling in casinos.
"Did you just hear about that guy who got stirred up with Cinderelle?"
"Don't say the name of that server too loud, the members are always lurking on Retrospring."
"Don't say the name of that server too loud, the members are always lurking on Retrospring."
Retrospring by dollwatch February 12, 2024
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