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retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks
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retardicus maximus

the rare and defined retard that is enormous in size and has Super Mega Ultra Nuclear AIDS
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The Retardicus Phenomena 

when its normal for someone to be so fucking stupid you think they are actually a fucking retard. The stuff they do follows the normal traits of the average retard but is also completely normal for them to do. Acts they may perform can include screaming, moaning, groaning, and uncontrollable flailing of random limbs.
bro, He is so stupid I think this might be a rare occurrence of the Retardicus Phenomena

Retardis 

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.
"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"
Retardis by drmwoz October 28, 2009

Retardicon 

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.
1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."
Retardicon by Syn122 January 29, 2009

retardiculous 

Ridiculous to a retarded level. Something so stupid it's beyond any sane reason to do it.
That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!
retardiculous by Atakith December 20, 2016