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retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks
Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus

retardicus maximus

the rare and defined retard that is enormous in size and has Super Mega Ultra Nuclear AIDS
Good morning Retardicus Maximus
Hi Retardicus maximus
You suck Retardicus maximus

The Retardicus Phenomena 

when its normal for someone to be so fucking stupid you think they are actually a fucking retard. The stuff they do follows the normal traits of the average retard but is also completely normal for them to do. Acts they may perform can include screaming, moaning, groaning, and uncontrollable flailing of random limbs.
bro, He is so stupid I think this might be a rare occurrence of the Retardicus Phenomena

Retardis 

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.
"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"
Retardis by drmwoz October 28, 2009

Retardicon 

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.
1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."
Retardicon by Syn122 January 29, 2009

retardiculous 

Ridiculous to a retarded level. Something so stupid it's beyond any sane reason to do it.
That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!
retardiculous by Atakith December 20, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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