Definitions by honneamise

doing a raygun 

The act of impersonating people with skills and somehow managing to get all the way to the very peak of recognition, while at no point in time showing anyone, you were actually capable of doing what you claim to be able to do. Usually in some form of niche sporting event, such as breakdancing, where the individual somehow gets to go all the way, such as the Olympics, and then, representing your country, puts in a display that resembles an epileptic mop with brain AIDS. It is important to note that this moment in their life will never be forgotten nor forgiven by the entire Internet.

He's doing a Raygun.
Did you see that chic breakdancing? She was doing a Raygun

doing a raygun by honneamise August 10, 2024

lasqueret

A word made up someone who hasn't got the capacity to read, write or spell and has mongoloidism. The word has no meaning and anyone who uses it suffers from Anaphalycticatardicon. Frequently used when a joelstal is encountered by people who think the word volience has meaning. When you meet someone who uses this word, kill them, burn their remains and slaughter their entire family.

For 4 years, I thought the word laserquest was lasqueret
Im a retard because I use the word lasqueret
If you catch me using the word lasqueret EVER, kill me, im unworthy of life

lasqueret by honneamise May 20, 2024

imds 

IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.

We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network

imds by honneamise May 20, 2024

DraDoUnidocornagon 

The merging of two miythical beasts and an extinct one to create a beast that couldnt possibly exist, nor could it survive in the earthly realm, due to it being a cross of two mythical beasts and an extinct one. Frequently used when a unicorn search becomes beyond impossible.

What are you looking for? A DraDoUnidocornagon. Oh, good luck with that, I assume you are shopping then? Yes.
Oh look a not DraDoUnidocornagon

DraDoUnidocornagon by honneamise November 18, 2022

yes that’s correct 

A line uttered by the incompetent when straddled with information they cannot possibly comprehend, because of their level of ineptitude being a single figure number and thus higher than their IQ. While being questioned about seemingly simple items, the perpetrator of the “Yes that’s correct” will simply respond with exactly that, being extremely convincing in their absolute single mindedness of the “Yes that’s correct” statement. Essentially there should be laws allowing normals that have to deal with these sorts of fuckwits, the ability to gun them down and humiliate their family for life because they are insufferable idiots and need to be kicked in the nuts the first time they utter the words. Simple minded people who supply simple minded answers to intelligent questions should no longer be tolerated and should be sent to the moon.

“Theres no anti virus on this internet exposed server”, “Yes that’s correct”
“The remote monitoring tool is not installed on one server at this site”, “Yes that’s correct”
“I have written a long winded email and explained everything im doing to you, but you seem to want to keep writing emaisl that go over my original point, highlighting your inability to read, comprehend and realise you are too dumb to be a part of this conversation”, “Yes that’s correct”

yes that’s correct by honneamise September 5, 2021

nah mate see ya

An exit interview strategy applied to employers who are mentally handicapped and require assistance understanding the basics of people management. While exiting a companies employ, you should employ the “Nah mate, see ya” as your exit interview strategy. A standard exit interview interaction would go along these lines:

Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door

I gave my old boss a bit of the old “Nah mate see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”

nah mate see ya by honneamise September 5, 2021

PVMA

PVMA or as defined in the Acronym App, is Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS. this disease, although rare, is a terminal illness suffered by people with smuna and is also transferred onto anyone who has touched the gay deodorant. PVMA, or Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS, is contracted by getting your Penis, inserting it in to a Vagina, then into a Mouth and then finally by humping a pig in Africa. This lewd act commits the person to a life of humiliation and persecution, due to them now having:

Touched the gay deodorant

Contracted smuna

Humped a pig in Africa

At no point should you approach or speak to someone with PVMA, they are the most vile kind of degenerate and are highly contagious. Merely being in a room, even a large room, is akin to having touched the gay deodorant.

That dude has PVMA, RUN!

I was looking through the Acronym App and found out I had been talking to a doctor and he said I had PVMA

PVMA by honneamise April 14, 2021