Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jhary

Retardicus

A hero to the roman people who slays dildos,cow,snails,and Jesus.

"Ya, Me and Jo and Retardicus went outside one day and we were like WOW who put this Rome here."

Retardicus by Jhary March 28, 2008

A device similar to that of a clock except it is surgically emplanted into the cheek of your choice.

"Dude, I love the ass clock man."
"I know right ain't it sick? I can tell the time just by checking out my ass!"

ass clock by Jhary March 28, 2008

A word used to describe emotion about a physical injury.

"It was like BAWM! AND BAWM! AND BAWM! right in my face over and over and over again.

BAWM! by Jhary March 27, 2008