Skip to main content

restaraunt

Can refer to either:

(1) An indulgent sister of yer mom/dad who frequently take you and yer siblings/cousins out to da diner, or

(2) An eating-establishment where groups of said doting-on-their-nieces/nephews females congregate for a "hen-party" of laughter and da sharing of family stories/photos.
Being a "restaraunt" to yer siblings' offsrping is all well and good, but how do we know if sometimes da funds for said "fun 'n' games" outings might actually be coming from da well-off SPOUSE of said financially-liberal matriarch?! Let's not forget dat a "restauruncle" might actually be da "founder of da feast" in some cases!
restaraunt by QuacksO April 29, 2026
restaraunt mug front
Get the restaraunt mug.
See more merch

Hooters Restaurant 

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.
There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
Hooters Restaurant by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Restaurant Rambo 

People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.
Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.
Restaurant Rambo by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

restaurant gene 

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

Chedda Restraint 

When you straddle your girl, hold her shoulders and hands down with your knees, and smack the bitch in her face with your penis.
Bro: Hey Cheddabob, whats up with that mushroom mark on brittanys face?

Cheddabob: That bitch got outta line so I had to pull a Chedda Restraint on that ho!

restauraunch

The foul smell describing a combination of old grease, food rot and bleach, found in improperly maintained restaurants. The term is slightly different than "ass cream parlor," with the latter possessing a strong, sugary odor instead of grease. Combinations of these smells with possible additions like vomit and maple syrup can vary by eating establishment and time of day.
"I can tell this Applebee's has been here a while. The restauraunch is pretty thick."

The Restaurant Effect 

Subconsciously drinking water at a restaurant while the waiter refills the glass, resulting in a continuous need to use the bathroom throughout the meal.

This is most often seen in nervous people on first dates
Joe: I drank so much water before she arrived! And when she did, I had to leave to go to the bathroom four times during dinner! She probably thinks I'm so weird...

Steve: don't worry man, you were just suffering from the restaurant effect. It could have happened to anyone!