restauraunch

The foul smell describing a combination of old grease, food rot and bleach, found in improperly maintained restaurants. The term is slightly different than "ass cream parlor," with the latter possessing a strong, sugary odor instead of grease. Combinations of these smells with possible additions like vomit and maple syrup can vary by eating establishment and time of day.

"I can tell this Applebee's has been here a while. The restauraunch is pretty thick."

restauraunch by olfactoryassault April 12, 2013

Schlongs Restauraunt 

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless

Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??

Schlongs Restauraunt by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011