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Resentful 

Oh yeah? And what happens if you're crying like a bitch, on camera, in front of millions of people? Is that how you know you're doing everything right?
Hym "It isn't about me being resentful or anyone for that matter. It's about me not being humble. I'll humble myself before God but not until I fail to kill it. Are YOU God? Did you create A.I.? What exactly did you do other than use a thing I don't have to get something with greater ease than it would take? And EVEN THEN, I doubt humility is something I could even muster."
Resentful by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Bitter and resentful 

I mean, if you're so fucking concerned with what happens when people are bitter and resentful...
Hym "Then how about you don't deliberately do things to make people bitter and resentful? I mean, you can't possibly delude yourself into believing you're not doing this to me because you're not bitter and resentful. Well... Ok yeah no you probably can but listen: How about not stealing all of their shit. How about not denigrating them as barbarians. Or maybe not treating their culture as inferior."

Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."

Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"

😫🗡😡
Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"

Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
Bitter and resentful by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

but respectfully 

A thing you say to make sure things are all good and you mean no harm
Person one: I fucking hate the shit out of you
Person two: *cries*
Person one: but respectfully

Person two: *stops crying* ok cool

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

i need to get fucked respectfully 

a way to say you need dick. respectfully.
hey kevin, i know your grandma just died and all but i need to get fucked respectfully.

Respectful Freak 

A person who is very freaky and wants sexual activity from significant other, but will never initiate it out of respect for their partner.
“I want to tell Bailey how much I wanna bang her, but I’m a Respectful Freak”.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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