Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.

Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.

renee zellweger by Jada Skye October 29, 2006

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Renée Zellweger

ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks

Renee zellweger is a man!

Renée Zellweger by Bamababe June 12, 2005

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Renee zelwegger

The sexual act of shining a bright light in a girl's eyes to cause her to squint, and then cumming in her eyes to get them stuck.

That girl was a freak. She wanted me to give her a Renee zelwegger. She even had a flashlight ready.

Renee zelwegger by Whoody who July 30, 2021

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renee zellweger

Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.

renee zellweger by jxntothemax August 19, 2005

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