Renne Zelweeger

Who the fuck is is Renne Zelweeger?

do i look like a white person?

by Anonoumouys Fatass April 6, 2005

renee zellweger

A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.

Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.

by igivedefinitions May 8, 2011

renee zellweger

the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners

Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville

by The Clowns Pocket March 7, 2008

renee zellweger

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.

Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.

by Jada Skye October 29, 2006

Renée Zellweger

ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks

Renee zellweger is a man!

by Bamababe June 12, 2005

Renee zelwegger

The sexual act of shining a bright light in a girl's eyes to cause her to squint, and then cumming in her eyes to get them stuck.

That girl was a freak. She wanted me to give her a Renee zelwegger. She even had a flashlight ready.

by Whoody who July 30, 2021

renee zellweger

Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.

by jxntothemax August 19, 2005