Zellweger

A sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour face, looking like Rene Zellweger.

You should have seen this girl after I gave her a Zellweger last night. Thankfully I remembered to bring my lemons with me.

by Ron- April 6, 2008

Zellweger

A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.

Wow, I can't wait for this semester to be over! There's only about a Zellweger left until break.

by Wrathskellar August 30, 2009

zellweger

(v.): to completely change one's appearance in a short period of time while denying having had plastic surgery

or

(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgänger

"dude she totally zellwegered since last week!"

"whoa thought that was Fred, but I just waved at his zellweger!"

by schticktionary October 22, 2014

renee zellweger

A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.

Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.

by igivedefinitions April 18, 2011

renee zellweger

the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners

Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville

by The Clowns Pocket March 6, 2008

renee zellweger

Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.

Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.

by Jada Skye October 28, 2006

Zellwegered

(v.) letting some random stranger have the luxury of paying for your overpriced restaurant meal.

'Man, I hit it big last night, I met this hot chick. Trouble was, she Zeta Jonesed this huge carbo dinner at Babbo, then she Zellwegered me.'"

by Societe Anonyme April 27, 2003