A sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour face, looking like Rene Zellweger.
You should have seen this girl after I gave her a Zellweger last night. Thankfully I remembered to bring my lemons with me.
by Ron- April 6, 2008
Get the Zellwegermug. A Zellweger is a unit of time, defined as the average length of a Rene Zellweger marriage. This is approximately 3-6 weeks, but varies widely based on her recent exploits.
by Wrathskellar September 1, 2009
Get the Zellwegermug. (v.): to completely change one's appearance in a short period of time while denying having had plastic surgery
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(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgänger
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(n.): someone who is mistaken for you but who looks nothing like you; extremely awkward doppelgänger
"dude she totally zellwegered since last week!"
"whoa thought that was Fred, but I just waved at his zellweger!"
"whoa thought that was Fred, but I just waved at his zellweger!"
by schticktionary October 22, 2014
Get the zellwegermug. by igivedefinitions May 8, 2011
Get the renee zellwegermug. by The Clowns Pocket March 7, 2008
Get the renee zellwegermug. Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.
by Jada Skye October 29, 2006
Get the renee zellwegermug. ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode, and just down right sucks
Renee zellweger is a man!
by Bamababe June 12, 2005
Get the Renée Zellwegermug.