Remort- a) Regret the morning after sex
b) FUCK!
c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)
b) FUCK!
c) The definition of remort is fluid. It can be used in the place of any other word, sometimes multiple time in the same sentence. Due to lack of a specific meaning, when trying to decipher the meaning of remort, it is important to look at the context in which the word was used. (But it usually means sexytimes)
a) I had sex with a minger last night, now I feel great remort
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters
b) Remort you
c) Remort the remorting remorters
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A salutation uttered upon seeing a person for the second or third time in a day when one has already said, “Good Morning.” Often used at work when one meets a co-worker by the copy machine ten minutes after seeing him/her before or when running an out-and-back course and seeing someone for a second time who is running the opposite direction.
Rick: Isn’t this that same group we saw before the turnaround?
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.
Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!
Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.
Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!
Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!
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Phoenix Wright: Objection! There was only one bullet wound!
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
Edgeworth: Why don’t you take a look at this frickin UPDATED AUTOPSY REPORT
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Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.
Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.
Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.
Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.
Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
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