Relube 

Relube: When you are having anal sex and the first coat of Sex Lubricant has worn off and you need to reapply more lube. This results in easy access and good memories. This usually includes orgasms, joyful screaming, and happy endings.

Hold on babe it won't go in anymore i need to go Relube.

Relube by MakeRoom May 3, 2015

repube 

A repugnant, right-wing endfeather who is not unlike a pubic hair in the desirability of their presence in polite society.

The Repube party stands out in their desire to bring the country to a unique end.

repube by MaxV61 April 23, 2011

reuben yu 

some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina

"What are you doing, Reuben Yu?"
Reply: "I'm trying to fit my balls in you!"

reuben yu by Jewben Brian March 8, 2017

repube 

n. 1. short for republican

2. A tool who cites Fox News as a credible source and 'demands answers' from liberal politicians before even googling his or her own question to see that the majority of shit spewed can be dispelled almost instantly.

3. A douchenozzle who complains about "Big Gubmint" but had no problem with Bush II's largest expansion of government in recent history.

4. Typically, a bro who claims that tax cuts for the wealthiest one percent of Americans might someday apply to him but in the meantime drives a piece of shit rusty car from the 80s with a Bush-Cheney and/or McCain-Palin bumper sticker on it.

5. On the other hand, a fratboy who drives an Audi (with same stickers) that his rich dad bought him and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about but just votes however his parents tell him.

6. A Bush voter who hates black people but won't admit it and instead claims they hate Obama because of "the Constitution and shit."

7. A bigot, hypocrite who thinks that gays violate the sanctity of marriage even though most repube politicians have had, like, seventeen wives.

8. A dumbass

- I don't feel like going to the Ed Hardy store - that place is overflowing with bro repubes.

- Fuck that repube.

- Does this repube even read the news? I'll bet he gets all his fair-and-balanced information from Fox.

- Goddamn, repubes suck ass.

repube by LiberalScum August 25, 2010

dirty reuben love 

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.

I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.

dirty reuben love by moses12345 September 2, 2013

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who is charming and sweet and is very laid back. He is a terrible liar and master at swindling people at the same time. Reuben is very intelligent but refuses to accept it, Reuben is very protective of people close to him and really awkward when you first meet. Reuben always thinks too little of himself and portrays himself in a humble manner. Many people when meeting him at first find him annoying but if you know a Reuben keep them close because Reuben is very loyal to people he likes.

Person 1: Reuben is so cool!
Person 2: ikr!!

Reuben by Reuben EditZ YT July 31, 2022

Reuben's Disease 

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness

Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!

Reuben's Disease by thebollockboy November 2, 2012