ReliaCard 

A fraudster's favorite item.

I apparently got a USBank ReliaCard from my state unemployment office and I did not file for unemployment. I'm returning the card and I'm calling the police.

ReliaCard by The Real Driller December 8, 2021

Religatard

1. A moron who things that answers provided by his/her religion are true and that science and scientists lie.
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".

Eg 1. Man: Did you hear what Sarah "Caraibou Barbie" Palin said?
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.

Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?

Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.

Religatard by Thinking Human May 31, 2011

religtard 

people who can't understand reasoning because of their religious belief.

Religious dude: "how can there be no god if the bible says that god created the world"
Atheist dude: "you are the dumbest religtard i ever met"

religtard by trippinbawls September 19, 2013

reicardo 

The most amazing friend you'll ever meet he is sweet but if someone's mean to you he'll punch them in the face he has a sexy body and great personality he's also really funny

That reicardo is hilarious

This reicardo is sexy

reicardo by Adrianna jhonson March 23, 2017

relitard

Relitard; a religious person or a person that believes in a god.

relitardism; relitarded;

It's hard for a relitard to understand geological time.

relitard by godendoder March 28, 2010

relatard 

Somewhat similar to the concept of a frenemy, a "relatard" is someone who is retarded (not in the literal sense) that you only associate with because they're related to you by blood or marriage.

If Joe weren't my cousin, I would never associate with him. Freakin' relatard!

relatard by puxly mcbuttont September 3, 2007

relitardism 

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.

Evangelists spread relitardism

relitardism by The Malachi May 29, 2018