to pass a bitch off to someone else. She might be a total bitch always, or just a bitch right now.

Especially to ditch her by setting her up with another guy, whether that's for dating or just to get some breathing room for the night. It could also be to her friends.

Jim - Hey dude. Where's Erin tonight?

Sam - She was getting on my nerves, so I rebitched her to Amanda.

Jim - Awesome. Billy and I are on our way! Woo hoo!!!

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rebitch

when you've just been bitched at, nagged at, or otherwise had a strip torn out of you by your woman, you go and recap or retell the session to your friend.

Jim - Hey dude. What's up?

Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:

Sam - Hey babe!

Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.

Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like

Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?

Sam - Well ....

Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....

Oh yeah, she's was never letting up

Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.

Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching

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rebitchulous

When something is insanely ridiculous and bitchin that words cannot describe, it simply becomes rebitchulous!

Dude, did you see Clint doing donuts on his motorcycle in the kitchen, at the party last night? That was so rebitchulous!

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Rebitchlapse

To go a long period of time without being a bitch, then to suddenly unleash your full bitchatude on a poor unsuspecting person.

Many: What do you want for lunch?
Sheila: Bitch, I don't want any food because my stupid teacher gave me an F for the semester.

Manny: Calm down Sheila your having a Rebitchlapse.

Rebitchlapse by DarkBlazer September 5, 2011

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rabitch

a person who talks shit on another person’s name but can’t say it to their face because they’re pussy and can’t fight for shit

fucking rabitch

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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