Rejerkulate

Jerking off so fast that your penis becomes a vacuum and sucks up the jizz that you just jizzed

Dude, what did you do last night with Noah?

We both rejerkulated on the table behind the Arby's

That's sweet!

by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013

ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid April 15, 2016

redorkulated

To revert to a prior state of nerdiness, esp. after having been hypnotized into a state of coolness.

"My goodness, I've redorkulated!" - Professor John Frink ("The Simpsons" ep. CABF21)

by redorkulator September 17, 2004

redorkulate

To once again become a dork after previously undorkulating oneself.

Amar could not be redorkulated because he has never been undorkulated.

by grinningdemon18 February 9, 2005

rejeculate

After a long day of being rejected you go home and ejaculate in shame. Sometimes crying is involved.

I've only heard the word no today. I'm going home to rejeculate.

by ___kendi___ June 18, 2018

ejerkulate

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

by Rimjob February 2, 2004

ejerkulate

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003