6 definitions by All Hail King Mathyall
A word used when you want to describe someone who you think deserves a slap in the face with a rag. However, there is a twist. The twist is that you first ejaculate into your hand and sniff it. Proceed to gently place the gorgeous semen into a pint sized cup. Once this cup is filled up to the brim, you must place the rag into cum-filled cup and wait 4 minutes and 16 seconds. Once the time is up, the rag is ready for a good slappin’!
Dude 1: Hey! Did you hear about what Jimmy did last night?
Dude 2: Yeah! Such a dick move on his part.
Dude 1: I know! He's such a pintrag.
Dude 2: Wicked!
Dude 2: Yeah! Such a dick move on his part.
Dude 1: I know! He's such a pintrag.
Dude 2: Wicked!
by All Hail King Mathyall May 12, 2014
Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.
Noah, how is your new girlfriend?
She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.
Man, that's super sweet!
She also let me Butter Munch her!
No way! Is that it?
Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's
She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.
Man, that's super sweet!
She also let me Butter Munch her!
No way! Is that it?
Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's
by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2014
Kid 1: Dude, I was so tired after Angela's party last night
Kid 2: Yeah, me too. I went straight home and proceeded to JOPO
Kid 1: I should have done that, man. I just read a book until I fell asleep
Kid 2: Yeah, me too. I went straight home and proceeded to JOPO
Kid 1: I should have done that, man. I just read a book until I fell asleep
by All Hail King Mathyall December 18, 2014
This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face
Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.
by All Hail King Mathyall December 18, 2014
Dude, what did you do last night with Noah?
We both rejerkulated on the table behind the Arby's
That's sweet!
We both rejerkulated on the table behind the Arby's
That's sweet!
by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2014
The act of rubbing butter on the clitoris of the woman you are trying to seduce. You then continue to munch on the buttered clitoris until the woman experiences an orgasm.
Once you whip out the butter, there is no turning back.
This does not apply to "I can't believe it's not butter" or margarine.
Once you whip out the butter, there is no turning back.
This does not apply to "I can't believe it's not butter" or margarine.
Dude 1: I saw Jillian last night!
Dude 2: Where did you see her?
Dude 1: I saw her at Arby's in the back with Noah.
Dude 2: Really? What were they doing.
Dude 1: Noah was butter munching jillian so hard
Dude 2: Far out, dude!
Dude 2: Where did you see her?
Dude 1: I saw her at Arby's in the back with Noah.
Dude 2: Really? What were they doing.
Dude 1: Noah was butter munching jillian so hard
Dude 2: Far out, dude!
by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2014