A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone
Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.
Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."
Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical
rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!
Reigan is a funny, cool and all around fun person. She enjoys singing and ancient and is very good at both. She’s usually brown haired and brown eyed. She’s very pretty and sweet. She’s got hella jokes. She is shy and flirts with guys when need be. She’s bomb at sports. Guys love her and adore her.
Friend 1: damn is that Reigan
Friend 2: yeah she’s all a guy could want 😍
A beautiful girl that deserves the world has a great personality,can dress,shoe game on point, her smile is everything, brings happiness to everyone she meets intelligent , independent women and best of all she’s a great cook
A very nice smart man. Cunning and generous - wins the boss of the year every month. Lover of the "-" and the phrase folks. Current boss of Dascena. Loves getting his work done and not getting his name googled.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.