Reitan 

Is the hottest family name ever. Every Reitan member is unique, beautiful, attractive and cool. Reitan is both artistic and business wise.

You are so cool, you must be a Reitan!

Reitan by reit September 29, 2011

Guro Reiten 

Baby-faced assassin. Assist queen. Gets FIRED UP when she scores. Won the Norwegian Golden Ball for best football player in the country.

You see that icon? That's Guro Reiten.

Guro Reiten by chFree77 November 2, 2023

Magical Rectangle 

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Rectangles

Apparently Patricks favorite snack

Spongebob-"We still have these"

Spongebob-"pulls out 2 candy bars"

Patrick-"Oh boy! Rectangles!

Rectangles by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022

reigan 

Reigan is a funny, cool and all around fun person. She enjoys singing and ancient and is very good at both. She’s usually brown haired and brown eyed. She’s very pretty and sweet. She’s got hella jokes. She is shy and flirts with guys when need be. She’s bomb at sports. Guys love her and adore her.

Friend 1: damn is that Reigan
Friend 2: yeah she’s all a guy could want 😍

reigan by thickbitch69 May 5, 2018

reiann 

A beautiful girl that deserves the world has a great personality,can dress,shoe game on point, her smile is everything, brings happiness to everyone she meets intelligent , independent women and best of all she’s a great cook

“Reiann is so beautiful “

reiann by Madrad June 6, 2018

Ritankar 

A very nice smart man. Cunning and generous - wins the boss of the year every month. Lover of the "-" and the phrase folks. Current boss of Dascena. Loves getting his work done and not getting his name googled.

Oh man - he's a Ritankar alright!

Did you see that man, he's a Ritankar

Ritankar by insidesalesmaster September 3, 2016