A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.
*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!
(Adjective) A dumb, coddled human being not unlike an animal, that lives in a state of dependency. It cant survive on its own and cant learn the life skills to do so. Creature refuses any level of self responsibility or accountability.
That guy is like, thirty and living with his parents. He cant hold a job and keeps making excuses for himself. Looks like the rehabilitation center gets to be burdened by another non releasable.
Like Barry Bonds rookie cards and Beanie Babies. "I got duped, all these baseball cards were supposed to be my retirement, but instead of being collectables, they'reworthless rejectables!"
An item that can be yeeted more than once, whether it be out of a car at a sign or into a trash can. If it can be easily accessed again and reyeeted it is a reyeetable.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.