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a relapse while you’re in rehab.
“Damnn drugs done fucked yall up” - Ishmael
Yeah, Amy rehapsed” - Alex
Rehapse by babs666 February 6, 2018
Words you can keep
failing to recover from self harm
relapse by grungexmikey May 14, 2016
failing to stay clean of self harm
after 18 days of no cutting, i let memories get to me and i relapsed

kensley: i relapsed..

camilo: .. im so sorry
Relapse by TheSkinnestBitchAlive December 27, 2022

Captain Relapse 

A term used to describe a person in the rooms of AA or NA that has trouble stringing any long stretchs of sobriety together. These people seem to have trouble giving their will and lives over to a GOD of their understanding, hence their many relapses. In some circles these people may be call " Jack the slipper ", which is both stupid and unfunny.
Dude 1: That new guy at the meeting said he just relapsed for the fifth time this year.

Ray : That dude is a regular captain relapse.
Captain Relapse by TV CAR July 15, 2010

Runescape Relapse 

The re-using of runescape after quiting and not playing for a long period of time.
Timmy:Hey have you seen jack?
Jason:No i think he's having a Runescape Relapse
Timmy:It took so long to get him to quit
Runescape Relapse by Serrao May 14, 2009

Be Back Relapse 

The quick decision you make when you know that

you should quit an addiction although you relapse quickly and proceed to quit immediately

thereafter, when in conclusion, you make no damn sense!
Andy: man, I wanna smoke that, but I know that's just a Be Back Relapse.
Mike:Yeah, but we're gonna quit anyway.
Andy: Honestly dude, how long we been sayin' that?
Mike:quite a long time
Andy: No comment.
Be Back Relapse by Ya Boy Trax July 21, 2010
To go back in a former state and/or conditon.
Eminem used to be the one of the best rappers out there, and may be going into a relapse in his new album.
Relapse by Bernn January 26, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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