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Tom was regusted when he found out how much his wife paid for her haircut.
regusted by AC1527 May 19, 2018

requester 

The other side to the story of the legendary 'shocker' maneuver. Once a woman has learned to love it and starts to ask for it, the surprise and shock are gone and, by definition, it becomes the 'requester'.
Two runners in the midst of a long training run:
...
"How is your love life?"
"Great. my boyfriend gave me the shocker last night."
"What?! Are you into that?!"
"Yeah! It is my absolute fave. I asked him to do it."
"Wow! But you realize that if you ask for it, that it is not a shocker anymore, right?"
"No? Then what it is?"
"A requester."
"I had no idea! But, I think I may just ask him to give me the requester again tonight."
"HEY-OHHHHHH!"
requester by TryTbone June 10, 2014

reguster 

to act or pose as a fictional animal.
woah , shes regusterating as a unicorn.
reguster by Raynanana. July 20, 2006
1. Having used extreme violence to stop someone from stealing, or causing other problems that put you out.
2. To have represented.
3. To have kept it real.
That can goblin tried to jack me, but I regulated him.

That meth fiend was walking down the street with my car battery until I regulated.
regulated by THE DCT November 9, 2004
Gone to shit. A mess. Terrible.
Originates from "Adventures in Game Development" YouTube series.
My code is fukin' reested dude...
reested by ReestMaster64 March 22, 2019

as requested 

Phrase that IT support staff put into their Helpdesk tickets as the solution of the computer problem they fixed.
Helpdesk work order #99991

Problem description: Computer blue screens frequently. Please fix.

Resolution: Works fine, no problem found. As requested.

Work order closed.
as requested by ARAR99 November 6, 2009