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reguster 

to act or pose as a fictional animal.
woah , shes regusterating as a unicorn.
reguster by Raynanana. July 15, 2006
Tom was regusted when he found out how much his wife paid for her haircut.
regusted by AC1527 May 19, 2018

yung cash register aka lil broomstick 

Yung Cash Register aka Lil Broomstick is the hottest new rapper with his new song "Swept Up"
Yung Cash Register Aka Lil Broomstick Does Not Fuck With Lames

Registered sex offender 

A registered sex offender is a creep who has:
1.) touched small children and/or minors
2.) has raped/touched other people inappropriately and has been identified by the police.

Basically you should stay the fuck away from them.
News reporter:"There is a registered sex offender in the Townsville/Bikini Bottom area"

Registered Flex Offender 

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.
"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

cock in the cash register 

When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.
Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."