Regretsyed 

A poorly made or disgusting work of art or crafts posted (usually for an exorbitant price) on Etsy and featured on Regretsy.

The womyn's vulva earrings were regretsyed almost as soon as they were posted on Etsy.

Regretsyed by Dynomoose December 19, 2009

Regretsy'd 

verb-- for when any Etsy.com product, especially a piece of total crap, is posted on Regretsy, a site that feeds specifically of such crap.

Webgoer 1: Did you see that Etsy seller who wrote a biography of the basket she was selling?
Webgoer 2: Oh yeah, that chick got totally Regretsy'd for that!

Regretsy'd by Raynie Dayes December 24, 2009

regretsysex 

When you regret having sex with someone.

We got drunk and had regretsysex.

regretsysex by Marcoda April 14, 2011

regretsenstrudel 

hilarious, joyous regret

Upon discovery that she had been running her entire life with exercise-induced asthma, Dominique felt a wave of regretsenstrudel wash over her like cloyingly sweet, suffocating relief.

regretsenstrudel by your other other mom August 26, 2013

Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.

It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.

Regretsthedaywemet by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019

Regretted getting 

When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.

Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?

Regretted getting by SuiJose February 7, 2022

regretsy 

An apologetic salutation for the non-delivery of a gift item you ordered as a joke from Etsy that did not make it to the giftee; the funk you feel when the junk you ordered was not delivered.

That piece of crap never made it to you? My regretsy.

regretsy by Gooch Charles April 3, 2011