Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Marcoda

throwupsysex

When someone throws up during sex because they are drunk.

I was so drunk that I puked all over her. Our sex turned into throwupsysex.

by Marcoda May 6, 2011

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

by Marcoda December 9, 2011

We got drunk and had regretsysex.

by Marcoda April 14, 2011

The stinky stuff you find in your belly button, more common in innies than outies.

I was digging around in my belly button and pulled out a big wad of gnur.

by Marcoda May 21, 2011

Contracting herpes or any STD from a date you meet using an online dating service.

My ex is so stupid. Right after the divorce she got herpes from a dude she met online. She must have used eHerpes.

by Marcoda December 9, 2011

When a kitty kisses you with his or her rough little tongue.

When my cat licks me, it feels like he's giving me sandpaper kisses.

by marcoda April 15, 2012