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Reesetard 

Reesetard is a word used by the wild Nevin.
Shut up Reesetard!
Reesetard by Randall batman March 2, 2018
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Reektard 

Joining of two words: Reek and Retard

Reektard = Someone who's a smelly idiot.
John: That guy stinks - and he's as dumb as shit!

Kevin: Yep. Dude's a Reektard!
Reektard by Kobiashi2 June 16, 2010

Reretarded 

When one who was previuosly retarded, becomes retarded again
Man, just when Antwan was acting normal he got all reretarded

Retetard 

Mispelling of the word "retard". People suffering from insomnia dyslexia may accidently spell retard in this way, and when used as an insult, the word backfires in your face and only proves that you are the retard.
Man1- What's 2+2?
Man2- 3.
Man1- No, it's 4. You're a retetard.
Man2- I was being sarcastic and you're the retard because you can't spell.
Retetard by JMUK July 17, 2012

Restarded 

to have to restart a computer or a process because the computer or process is really
stupid.
Internet Explorer 7 sucks, it was behaving strangely so it had had to be restarded.
Restarded by werdology October 14, 2008
noun: Distinct from retard. "Retards" are born in an involuntarily, and have no control over their development. "Reetards" on the other hand are in a voluntary state caused by being too lazy to think and having a delusional belief in one's own cleverness. A "reetard" is usually found flooding discussion forums and message boards with numerous inanities, and where permissable, accompanied by gargantu-.sigs (often with huge, flashing animated gifs). This "reetard" phenomenon of obsessively wanting to see one's own name or nick on screen wherever and whenever possible can be likened to a similar fascination that captive baboons have with seeing their reflections in mirrors - much to the amusement of the zoo going public. Unfortunately, "reetards" are rarely as amusing, except for brief flurries when they are used for sport before the communities they infest ultimately tire and give up.
"Bobby is such a reetard - I swear if he ever says anything vaguely interesting, the world's gonna end"
reetard by felch August 21, 2007

Reecetard 

verb
when someone or something has gone beyond the realms of retardation.

when you make a decision, say something or do something that is so stupid and idiotic that it is defying the laws of the universe.
that girl is just a pure reecetard.

that is the biggest reecetard
Reecetard by alexander jenkinson November 13, 2016
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